Don't think you're gonna gain magickal powers by reading this. Those with Magick were born with it. They don't just wake up one morning like "Hey! I can breathe fire and heal the dying and summon Shoggoths and break away from my physical body to shack up with the goddess of sexual desire! I can somehow hear the whispering of Azazoth, murmuring in the chaos that is the center of the universe! Rad!"
No.
Now, there are a few schools of magic (no, not like D&D and Pathfinder, and not like fucking Harry Potter.)
Ignamancy - the magick of fire. Creating heat and fire, some degree of healing, and the stirring of anger and lust are all Ignamancy.
Aquamancy - the magick of water. "waterbending," the creation of cold, and control over weather is all Aquamancy.
Terramancy - the magick of earth. healing, alchemy, growing and killing plants, and the creation of poisons are all Terramancy.
Ventamancy - the magick of wind. The creation of cold and heat, the control over weather, and "force magick" are all Ventamancy.
Illuminomancy - the magick of light. The creation of heat, healing, and the powers of the sun are all Illuminomancy.
Tenebromancy - the magick of darkness. The creation of cold, death magic, and the powers of the moon are all Tenebromancy.
Glaciemancy - the magick of snow and ice. The creation of cold, control over weather, death magic, and some degree of healing are all Glaciemancy.
Fulgamancy - the magick of thunder and lightning. The control over weather, creation of heat, control over static electricity, and some degree of healing are all Fulgamancy.
Summoning - the act of summoning creatures and forces. Always allied with one of the other schools, e.g. summoning a phoenix is a summoning school spell, but is allied with the Ignamancy school.
Magick is the force behind all things. The creation of our universe (and the destruction) was magick. When God created all the minor gods (and all of the creatures and planets) he used the oldest of magick, something called Antuquumancy, or Old Magick.
That's the basics.
The Eye of Chaos
Look into the Eye and See
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
The Elves (Green text)
The Elvish race is a kind race, with a love for art of all kinds, food, parties, and wine.
They help the Lab out by capturing rampaging monsters and by being our suicide hotline. Being so kind, they love to help in any way they can.
They're related to angels genetically, though they look more like a cross between humanity and demons. They sometimes sport horns or tails, sometimes they have feathers for hair or even wings.
They're more varied than any race, and each birth is different. Babies born without any of these differences are given to human families that can't have children of their own.
Elves are awesome. I had an Elvish girlfriend once. She was great. Got ripped apart by a Chimaera. That was...Traumatic.
And that's the truth. It really is. That sucks.
They help the Lab out by capturing rampaging monsters and by being our suicide hotline. Being so kind, they love to help in any way they can.
They're related to angels genetically, though they look more like a cross between humanity and demons. They sometimes sport horns or tails, sometimes they have feathers for hair or even wings.
They're more varied than any race, and each birth is different. Babies born without any of these differences are given to human families that can't have children of their own.
Elves are awesome. I had an Elvish girlfriend once. She was great. Got ripped apart by a Chimaera. That was...Traumatic.
And that's the truth. It really is. That sucks.
Nymphs (Orange Text)
This is...not dangerous, unless you're an evil woman hater with a lack of sexual desire. This is orange for however many of those are out there. If you're not an evil woman hater with a lack of sexual desire, this is just...black text. I guess.
Nymphs are beautiful. That's all they're about. They are an exclusively female race, and are pretty much mankind's sexual fantasies made life. They are not Libidaedaemons, though. They're basically the good versions.
Nymphs take the forms of the sexual fantasy of whatever male is looking at them. I've dealt with a couple, always a redhead, with big green eyes and freckles. Says something about me, don't it?
Nymphs eat berries and fruit, mostly, though they love fancy dinner dates as well. They will not eat meat. They generally protect the forest they live in, much like the Elves. They love sex. They are crazy about it. They'll have sex with a guy without even asking.
The Lab works with Nymphs in a few ways, one as a call service for personnel that work really late shifts. They, uh. They like that part of their jobs. a lot.
They also sometimes foray into the prostitution business, on account of their nymphomania. Ha. Get it? that's actually...what that was...named after.
Yeah, I'm lame.
And that's the truth.
Nymphs are beautiful. That's all they're about. They are an exclusively female race, and are pretty much mankind's sexual fantasies made life. They are not Libidaedaemons, though. They're basically the good versions.
Nymphs take the forms of the sexual fantasy of whatever male is looking at them. I've dealt with a couple, always a redhead, with big green eyes and freckles. Says something about me, don't it?
Nymphs eat berries and fruit, mostly, though they love fancy dinner dates as well. They will not eat meat. They generally protect the forest they live in, much like the Elves. They love sex. They are crazy about it. They'll have sex with a guy without even asking.
The Lab works with Nymphs in a few ways, one as a call service for personnel that work really late shifts. They, uh. They like that part of their jobs. a lot.
They also sometimes foray into the prostitution business, on account of their nymphomania. Ha. Get it? that's actually...what that was...named after.
Yeah, I'm lame.
And that's the truth.
The Lab (Red Text)
Okay...Okay.
It's been forever since I've updated, mainly the fault of who I'm about to talk about.
Here we go. I've been given permission by A2, so we are go.
The Lab is an organization of every sentient race, based with Humanity. We're trying to save...well, us.
A2 is the boss. They make sure the Lab is running right.
B8 is the Vice President. They're in charge of us when A2 is on a mission.
C12 is me! I'm in charge of knowledge gathering and testing. Basically, I'm the scribe and head scientist all in one.
E82 is head guard. He's in charge of containment and personnel training.
Finally, F107 is...well, It's hard to explain. He's our liaison, I guess. He makes sure all the other races are on good terms with us.
The Angels, the Daemons, the Elves, the Fae, and the Nymphs are the other intelligent races besides humanity. At least on earth.
We'll talk about those, next, I guess.
It's been forever since I've updated, mainly the fault of who I'm about to talk about.
Here we go. I've been given permission by A2, so we are go.
The Lab is an organization of every sentient race, based with Humanity. We're trying to save...well, us.
A2 is the boss. They make sure the Lab is running right.
B8 is the Vice President. They're in charge of us when A2 is on a mission.
C12 is me! I'm in charge of knowledge gathering and testing. Basically, I'm the scribe and head scientist all in one.
E82 is head guard. He's in charge of containment and personnel training.
Finally, F107 is...well, It's hard to explain. He's our liaison, I guess. He makes sure all the other races are on good terms with us.
The Angels, the Daemons, the Elves, the Fae, and the Nymphs are the other intelligent races besides humanity. At least on earth.
We'll talk about those, next, I guess.
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