This is...not dangerous, unless you're an evil woman hater with a lack of sexual desire. This is orange for however many of those are out there. If you're not an evil woman hater with a lack of sexual desire, this is just...black text. I guess.
Nymphs are beautiful. That's all they're about. They are an exclusively female race, and are pretty much mankind's sexual fantasies made life. They are not Libidaedaemons, though. They're basically the good versions.
Nymphs take the forms of the sexual fantasy of whatever male is looking at them. I've dealt with a couple, always a redhead, with big green eyes and freckles. Says something about me, don't it?
Nymphs eat berries and fruit, mostly, though they love fancy dinner dates as well. They will not eat meat. They generally protect the forest they live in, much like the Elves. They love sex. They are crazy about it. They'll have sex with a guy without even asking.
The Lab works with Nymphs in a few ways, one as a call service for personnel that work really late shifts. They, uh. They like that part of their jobs. a lot.
They also sometimes foray into the prostitution business, on account of their nymphomania. Ha. Get it? that's actually...what that was...named after.
Yeah, I'm lame.
And that's the truth.
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