I Should Mention

I Should Mention

First of all, you endanger yourself by reading this. I endanger myself by even writing this. The more you know about the Other Side, that part of our reality that isn't so "real," the more it comes after you.

But reading this may keep you alive. There are things out there the human psyche can't comprehend. Things that crawl and walk and scuttle and lope that can kill you with a touch, breath, or flick of the mind.

So there's my warning. Now here's your first lesson. Navigating this blog. This manual.

Things written in red are deadly to know. Read with caution.

Things written in orange require caution and careful mind screening, but aren't a death sentence to know.

Things written in Green are dangerous, but are most likely not harmful...most likely.

Things written in Blue are against the Old Laws to know. More about that later. Expect torture and dismemberment of fingers and toes if an Old One finds out you've found out...You didn't hear it from here, you got it?

Things written in pink are a mixture of red or orange and blue. Extreme caution, obviously.

So, to start off, this blog is here to keep you alive against the critters out there that want to devour/absorb/rend/claw your flesh.

The information here isn't pretty, but may just make your life easier.

If you have problems with a certain tall, suited creature, you've come to the right place.

If a sunken city in the pacific ocean is giving you horrid, tentacle-filled nightmares, read on.

And if the Kardashians make you sad for humanity, well...hop in the boat, me too.

And that's the truth.