The Old Ones (Pink Text)

Just letting you guys know that I'm willingly giving my service to you, those few humans that believe. Your lives, sanity, bodily health, and souls need protecting. Humans are the chosen race, born to do something great that even the Old Ones don't realize. Remember that next time you're depressed; YOU are destined for greatness.

Anyway, We're actually learning about those today. The Old Ones.

This is red and blue. you've been warned.

The Old Ones were the first, that is, after God, and after God created all the minor Gods. They are somewhat akin to the Leviathans from Supernatural, the first beings created, murderous, evil.

You'll never know you're looking at one, however, because they don't have bodies. Or minds, really. They're molded into the planets, the souls of every living thing in the universe, the very fabric of time.

So...Danger level S, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, you are D-E-D DEAD.

They kill by siphoning life energies. however, this takes so much of their energy that they can only do it once every thousand years. Don't be that unlucky.

Survival Tips

• Don't think about them. They gain power (and therefore energy, which means more life siphoning) from belief, much like a certain german man. a very tall, german man.
• Don't be hateful. they thrive on evil aura, like those created by hateful, mean people. stay happy, and you won't attract attention.
• Cremation. Fire destroys Old One life forces, so burn your dead.

That's about it.

And that's the truth.